There were big plans. Big, organized, stay-on-schedule PLANS!
I made a bunch of frames for Further Adventures in Spite Crafting.
I was gonna get all of them done and present you with a Spite Extravaganza!
And it was to be glorious!
But then I thought, “all this organized productivity is super. Why don’t you throw a wrench in it?!”
So I did!
Please meet Pie.
For years friends have been saying, and I have been agreeing, that I should get a dog.
I just never quite got around to doing it until, well, now.
He’s from a shelter of course.
(he wears the “Cone of Shame” due to a slight, um….adjustment he experienced before I could bring him home. Please don’t tell him about it)
He’s a stray with no known history. They think he’s between 1 and 2 years old. A mini pinscher mix.
If you sit anywhere near him he curls up in your lap.
This has caused a slow-down in production but a decided uptick in happiness!
However, I did get around to a bit of my plan – just not the glorious, overwhelming part (stay tuned. I’m totally sure that’s coming).
I really liked the look of the Spite Photo Display (the link will give you the full tutorial on how I made it)but, being just relentlessly me, I just felt it needed……wait for it!……OK, say it along with me……TEXT! GRAPHICS!!!!!
Crazy idea right? You never saw it coming.
I’ll give you a moment to compose yourself and we’ll resume.
I played around a bit, mixing and matching from the supply of images I’ve done previously – just to see how it would look.
And I liked it and thought I’d do another.
This one would have a solid back (rather than the slats) so I came up with a simple, black and white design.
I reversed it, printed it out on my laser printer.
The backer was a scrap piece of Luan Plywood that I had painted with basic white acrylic paint and allowed to dry thorougly.
I applied the printed image using the Polycrylic Transfer Technique (again, the link will give you the basics of how to do it – so easy!)
And, after letting it dry overnight rubbed away the paper with a damp cloth.
This technique works almost too well if, like me, you’re going for a vintage look.
I needed it to be much more distressed and faded.
In the past I’d tried sanding it which was fine but always looked sorta, well, sanded rather than actually aged.
So this time I went back in and, with the same damp cloth, rubbed again, fairly hard, but across the grain of the wood.
And just before I put it together (using just some wood glue and pin nails to attach it to the frame) I had a last minute idea to paint the inside and outside of my white frame black.
(You should have seen the precarious, silly, set up I made to take that picture. It involved bricks, a cardboard box and fishing line….I had to snap all the pics super-fast before it fell over. I’m terrible at this “vignette” thing that everyone else seems to do so well.)
My intention was that this would be another photo holder. The design would serve to make it look good whether or not you had photos to hang.
But is it just me or is a Camera Shop Sign photo holder a bit too…… on the nose?
I’m thinking maybe instead I should put hooks or something on the bottom and make it a key holder or some such thing.
- If you wanted to do this yourself any thrift store frame would work.
- I used latex paint for the backer and milk-paint for the frame. I’m loving milk paint and it would have worked for the backer as well – I just had the latex handy
- I did a quick hand-sanding of the frame after I painted it just to give it a bit of distress to match the sign.
- If your image is too large to print on your own you can break it down into pieces and assemble it like a jigsaw puzzle or (easier) take it to a copy shop and have them print it out. Plain copy paper works great. Nothing fancy needed.
- The backer could be anything sturdy enough to handle the paint and the damp-cloth rubbing.
OK, Pie needs a walk.
I actually think that, far from messing up my schedule, Pie may actually force me to be on a much better structured schedule. Good stuff!