One of the aspects of this career path that I didn’t count on was the whole “get ready for a holiday four months before the holiday.” I still can’t quite master thinking about Christmas in June.
Hence my shock when people started rolling out their completed FALL MANTLES! this week.
I don’t really have a mantle (there is a big TV there) which I thought got me out of the Fall Mantle requirement.
I was wrong.
One of my stores asked me for Fall Mantle decorations. And, double whammy, Halloween Fall Mantle decorations.
I’m not much of a Halloween guy. Once people stopped giving me free candy I kind of lost interest in the whole event.
But, I have had good success with my snarky, literary Halloween coasters (warning: if you click on them you’ll end up in my Etsy shop)


And my vintage Halloween candle blocks
But, frankly I was a little stuck. My brain just wasn’t ready for Halloween thoughts.
And then this afternoon, juuuuuust as I was convincing myself that a nap was totally justified an idea hit.
Perhaps a variation on my subway signs with a Halloween theme?
I had all the parts so I thought I’d give it a whirl.
I took a ¾” pine board, painted it black, added some support strips, waxed the edges with a candle and then gave it a coat of Rustoleum’s Orange Spray Paint.
In the meantime after some after some quick brainstorming with The Muse
who is a whiz and both literature and being clever we came up with the text (text?! In a CheltenhamRoad craft project?! Well, I never!)
and I printed it out of 8.5×14” paper.
and mod podged it onto my precut slats of wood (3 x 13.5”)…..that I really should have dusted before photographing them.
By that time the orange paint had dried and I gave it a quick power sanding and got that rustic/antiquey look I like
I attached the wood slats to the backing board and
I have a Halloween Mantle!
OK, it’s not really a mantle it’s the top of a bookcase.
I’d like some candy now please
PS: the full tutorial for these Subway Signs appeared originally on Mod Podge Rocks








Your projects are wonderful and I love your creativity, but my favorite part is your humor. At some point in every post you make me burst out laughing. Thank you for being so generous with your tutorials and also for the entertainment.
Thank you very much Doreen! You have, in turn, made my day!
I agree with Doreen. Your posts make my day!
Thank you Jenniffer! I really appreciate it.
You deserve a big ol’ bucket of candy for this. What a great project!
“Sleepy Hollow – Pop 1343 1/2″ – Hee hee!
I can’t tell you how much I appreciate that you noticed that!
Love all your Hallowe’en stuff. I’m like you, I find it hard to get into a season that is far away but I hate to tell you most crafters have been working on Christmas things for over a month!
I know! I planned to but……..I just can’t think Christmas when it’s 98 degrees outside.
Awesome! I love all of your projects. Pinned!
Thanks Jenn!
WOW. This is why I love pinterest! I just found you and your projects and I love what you did but also the kind of snarky humor (I mean that in the very best way!). I’m now a fan~
Thanks Marion! “Snarky” really is my middle name, isn’t it?